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Calm Before The Storm

5:52 AM
Dark Quiet Still That, my dear, is a rarity! You may get one of those at a time for a split second but all three, for longer than a breath, very rare. Very rare, indeed...  I have been sitting here for an hour and a half in the quiet dark, alone. Everyone is still asleep, including the dog. It's just me. I can't...

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My Kid Is A Total Asshole...

8:13 PM
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Come on, we've all thought it. Hell if you haven't you are either lying to yourself or you haven't been a parent long enough. I would say on average I think it at least once a day about one of my little darlings; "My kid is a total asshole!" Exhibit A: And believe me when I say the pictures do not do this...

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Teen Mom To Mom Of A Teenager

10:11 PM
Thirteen years ago today, at 5:36pm CST, after 30 some odd hours of labor, I became a mom. I was only 17. And being that that was 2003, there was no insanely popular, MTV reality show to get the chance to make a buttload of money being a teen mom. I never quite viewed myself as a teen mom though, not sure why....

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Suck It Up Buttercup

12:55 AM
For the most part, I have made peace with the fact that there's just some things Lil B won't ever do. Most of the time they're ridiculous things that I'm the only one that cares about and I don't let it bother me much anymore. Every now and then though, it jumps up and bites me in the ass. What's "it"? A strange...

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